Likes to use Tesla's autopilot when driving.

Goes to golf tournaments to yell "ba ba booey."

Will not share his Netflix account so don't even ask.

Only drinks from artisanal toilet bowls.

Knows he's got it and isn't afraid to flaunt it.

Founder of a tech startup.  Proto-typed Furbo but forgot to patent it.

Connoisseur of wood sticks and bougainvillea.

Frequently uses his resting bitch face when he's in a mood.

He currently recommends:  The Masked Gingerbread Man Hand Sanitizer Holder.