Meet Ruger, the Yellow Labrador Retriever who’s a social media sensation and a hot dog connoisseur! 🐾 When he’s not scrolling through TikTok for the latest trends, he’s busy ordering chew toys off Meta Marketplace and BarkBox. 📱🛒

Ruger's Tinder profile is top-rated, thanks to his former centerfold appearance in the local firemen's annual holiday calendar.  Mr. December, anyone?  🔥📅 He's convinced UFOs are out there, probably shaped like frisbees or giant tennis balls.  🛸🎾

Double dates with Enzo are a regular thing, because two charming dogs are better than one.  And when it comes to family, Ruger has to sit next to Dad ALL THE TIME.  He even calls Dad at work to ask when he's coming home. 📞👨‍👦

At the dog park, Ruger TikToks his every move, sharing his adventures with the world.  And when he's crusing in his low-rider truck, head hanging out the window, ears flapping in the breeze, he's not just driving--he's making a statement. 🚗🐶

Here's to Ruger, the four-pawed legend living life one bark at a time!  🎉🐕